Hello, fellow Fandomites! Welcome, newbies!

We'd like to spend this week inviting you into the game with a smorgasbord of Fandom's finest puns and memes. Which is to say that starting Monday, there will be a deluge of weird events, culminating in a TICKLE MONSTER INVASION on Sunday.

Yep.

Here's what you can expect:

Monday - it's that old classic, EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE. Characters are stalked by randomly-appearing luggage named for all their worst traumas. Oops, hope you didn't mean to keep that quiet.
Tuesday - is the bare midriff back? The BEAR MID-RIFF certainly is. Tune in and enjoy random heavy metal concerts by bears all over town.
Wednesday - SAD KEANU/MORPHEUS DAY: if you sit down in public outside areas anywhere, you are struck by sudden malaise. Pigeons will approach to keep you company. You will feed them bread, sulkily, or you will not. You will be unable to do anything but brood until you either find the strength to get up or someone pulls you out of your seat.
Thursday - CEILING CAT DAY. There are strange upside-down cats all over the ceilings, batting at your hair, making demands.
Friday - THIS IS FINE GUY. Everything's on fire. Finally, a reason for so many firefighters. (The fires will not actually burn or harm anyone, but they go out like any fire and they sure look impressive.)
Saturday - PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. You feel the sudden but unmistakable urge to break out into dance at any point. Could be the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance. Could be an impressive interpretive dance routine in which you try to communicate whatever you were feeling or trying to say at the time to your audience.
Sunday - TICKLE MONSTERS. These fluffy balls of fluffy limbs have a fluffy hand containing lots of extra human-looking fingers at the end of each limb, and they travel by rolling along and "walking on their hands." They can incapacitate you by tickling, and will try to bite off your fingers - so be careful!