Hello, Fandom!

So, do you know the alots that roam the island? Those strange creatures, made of every instance a person grammatically bungled an 'alot' of anything into being? Did you know they have mating season every few years?

Guess what's happening this Wednesday from dawn till midnight? Ayup.

Hundreds of alots will flood into town, searching for the ideal circumstances under which to mate and spawn new and interesting alots. They'll do this by creating a grammar- and spelling-warping field wherever they go, mangling narratives, dialogues, and yes, everything your character might ICly write down anywhere.

And yes, the grammatical mangling will be something your character can actually hear - they just can't stop themselves from doing it. So break out your best dumb typos, your weirdest autocorrect mistakes, your most galling malapropisms - it's time to take the alot off the endangered species list.

Whether you like it or not.